I lost my faith in humanity when two boys sitting in front of the fish and chip shop, left all their rubbish on the floor and went after finishing. I was inside waiting for my order so I didn’t see them do it. But the bin was literally 5 steps away from where they were sitting.
My faith in humanity was then regained when some really ghetto looking guy offered to help me pick up the rubbish when he saw me doing so. I was basically finished anyway but thank you kind stranger.
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean friend: what me: nothing they just waved friend: oh me: do you sea what i did there friend: no me: i’m shore you did friend: stop me: don’t be a beach friend: bye